"Huh huh huh, welcome to a tale of humour, history, and visual stimulation. I'm Uncle Remus, and I hope you're ready to get on your bull and go through 18 adventourous stories with me. However, that's pretty silly of you, because they won't exist for another few months."
But seriously folks, I'm Bazzu portraying an infamous actor of an infamous character of an infamous Disney film. And welcome to "Song of the Seventies" a 18-part comedic series of humour and weirdness.
By now you *must* be thinking "Gosh darn it! Why make a page for 70sCF, when 60sCF is still happening!?", and the reason is: Luke. It's all Luke's fault.
Oh, I've named the aforementioned 18 episodes, and even written the script for two of them. Brace yourself for THE SYNOSIS GUIDE
Episode 1: "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Seventies" (WRITTEN)
Bazzu, Jostein, TE, TT, Kramer and Luke are all a bit upset about the recent events that was the '60s, Nick however looks at the positive side of the new decade, as the crew struggle to come to terms of the dramatic changes they left behind.
Episode 2: "The Episode Formerly Known As 'Untitled'" (WRITTEN)
Something has changed within the scenery, though the crew are slightly uncertain of what it is, however, this change now brings more joy to the crew, as they are given room to hide away from each other.
Episode 3: "5318008" (WRITTEN)
The van gets into a spot of bother, leaving one word to be reprised oftenly, Bazzu starts to go insane from watching too much M*A*S*H and Jaws, while it turns out that a couple of birds was the start of causing all of this mess.
Episode 4: "Luke Out!"
Everyone's favourite member of the CF gets into trouble after realising that Earth is a very dangerous place, even when you're building a 6 foot moat around the van, or something.
Episode 5: "For A Few Socks More"
This is an episode that features Baz, and some socks, it's probably funny.
Episode 6: "Zebedee-Don't-Dare"
Uncle Remus tells us the story of the crew, when they come to terms with how weird the '70s really are, with The Magic Roundabout-Mania overlaying the planet Earth, even the Crew of Weirdness are not sure what's going on.
Episode 7: "Singin' In The Pain"
The musical episode is full to guarantee laughs, and a foot tapping, as Bazzu, Luke, and anyone else who isn't reluctant to sing, go through the story without a single word that isn't to tune.
Episode 8: "AFSJJBDDDian Graffiti"
The crew feel that they ought to be remembered, after travelling more than enough decades trying to make their mark, this leads to trouble on the planet Earth, as some people object to the measures that the crew take to be noticed, or something.
Episode 9: "Waiters Of The Lost Arch"
With the Burger Sock franchise continuing to grow, one of the restaurants dotted around Earth is hidden, the workers there are less than impressed, as no customers, means no money, you'd expect the crew to be involved somehow, they probably are.
Episode 10: "Peehouse Of Horror I"
The date is October 31st, and Jostein wants to go to the toilet, this turns out to be Jostein's biggest regret since he bought those gone-off crackers at half price.
Episode 11: "A New Hype"
The crew have much to be happy about, as they slowly count down the days until Star Wars premieres (they begin counting before the idea even exists!), this episode sees the means they take in order to be the first to see this movie...again, we also see them watch the movie, and annoy some other spectators, by spoiling the movie, possibly the funniest episode ever.
Episode 12: "Play It Again, Kram!"
Kramer goes on tour with his band, and the crew come to watch, however, Kramer shouldn't even be born yet, let alone playing music, that strikes me as rather odd.
Episode 13: "Boheimian Crapsody"
This episode will do for Queen, what "1967" did for the Beatles, that's right, it will ruin them for the rest of their lives, as the crew whittle through Queen puns and references.
Episode 14: "A Christmas Barrel"
It's December 25th, the crew feel this is an acheivment of some kind, as they go through the episode happily, all apart from Executor, but will Executor learn his lesson when 3 ghosts most probably come to visit him?
Episode 15: "101 Damn Nations"
The odds are stacked against the crew, as the finale gets warmed up, with their presense on Earth more than felt, it feels as if the whole world is against them, who knows what will happen, I don't.
Episode 16: "Kramer Versus Kramer"
Confusion reaches the maximum, as Kramer comes across his biggest enemy, himself, little can be said about this episode right now, mainly because no-one knows what to say.
Episode 17: "Baz Tradegy And The Sundance Bid"
Executor and Threatener team up on a bid to solve a cryptic clue and to go through negotiations in the early morning to decide the crews' future. Meanwhile Baz goes along a route to find out more about himself, but will the answers please him?
Episode 18: "Final Blasphemy"
In the last episode, the crew, after cursing a lot, find out the true fate of their lives, and their futures, and the horrible things that will probably happen.
I hope you're here by now.